1 00:00:18,350 --> 00:00:19,350 Go on in. 2 00:00:20,130 --> 00:00:21,390 Sit down. I don't know why I'm in here. 3 00:00:27,390 --> 00:00:30,470 Yeah, I went ahead and got the individual in. 4 00:00:33,110 --> 00:00:34,110 Yeah. 5 00:00:34,430 --> 00:00:39,750 So, um, the store clerk said that they saw her swipe the nickel on the shelf, 6 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:44,030 I'm going to have to go and start an interrogation and maybe a search. 7 00:00:44,870 --> 00:00:45,870 Keep it posted. 8 00:00:46,590 --> 00:00:47,590 I didn't take anything. 9 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,060 Well, that's not what I heard. 10 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:53,880 I was just coming here to shop, and all of a sudden, you and your security 11 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:58,040 friends are up my ass and claiming I stole something. I didn't steal 12 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,160 It's just my volleyball stuff. 13 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,820 All right, well, a store clerk said that they saw you say something. 14 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:04,160 I didn't. 15 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:08,200 It's all my stuff, like I said before, so I don't know why you're interrogating 16 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,900 me or thinking I did it. What? 17 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:14,360 Just because you want to get a pretty girl in here and you want to accuse me 18 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:15,360 stealing? 19 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,600 Clutching that bag awfully close to your stomach. 20 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,560 Yeah, because it's my personal stuff. 21 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:23,900 It's my volleyball stuff. And I have a game. As you can tell, I came in here 22 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:27,460 right before just to, you know, get some stuff. And now you're accusing me of 23 00:01:27,460 --> 00:01:30,420 something I didn't even do. Well, firstly, I'm not accusing you of 24 00:01:30,660 --> 00:01:31,820 Someone else has seen you. 25 00:01:32,580 --> 00:01:33,620 You have an eye of witness. 26 00:01:34,980 --> 00:01:36,260 On what? I didn't take anything. 27 00:01:36,780 --> 00:01:37,940 You mind if I search your bag? 28 00:01:38,860 --> 00:01:40,220 I already told you. 29 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:44,300 You really don't believe me? Let me rephrase that. I'm not asking you if I 30 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:45,840 search your bag. I'm going to search your bag. 31 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,860 I promise I do not take anything. 32 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:51,500 You don't have to search it. 33 00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:53,220 It's just my stuff. 34 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:54,960 I'll take your word for it. 35 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,240 You're free to go. 36 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:57,960 Really? Absolutely not. 37 00:01:58,340 --> 00:01:59,340 What the fuck? 38 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,940 I have my coach who's going to kill me if I don't get to my game. 39 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:04,600 And I didn't do anything wrong. 40 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:08,820 So why can't you just let me leave? Well, tell me, do you feel confident 41 00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:11,120 for me to go ahead and look over the security cam footage? 42 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,020 Do you not take anything from the show? You don't take my word? 43 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,240 You don't believe me? 44 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,420 I have a job here to do. You understand? 45 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:19,500 What, are you trying to be security guard of the month or something? 46 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:24,040 I'm security guard whenever the hell I so please. Because I run this ship. 47 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:26,800 So. Whatever. 48 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:28,860 I'll take the bag. 49 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:31,380 I'll take the bag. 50 00:02:32,580 --> 00:02:33,580 Go ahead. 51 00:02:35,340 --> 00:02:38,760 You don't have to go through it. Come on. You're just going to find all my 52 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,220 underwear. You don't want to look at all my underwear and bras. That's weird. 53 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:44,000 There are no sharp items or anything in here that I need to be concerned about. 54 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:45,860 No, there's nothing in there. 55 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,780 So if I stick my hand in here, I'm not going to stick myself, am I? 56 00:02:49,780 --> 00:02:54,760 No, you're not going to. It's just my... You're going 57 00:02:54,760 --> 00:03:03,380 through 58 00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:05,460 all my stuff, dude. You're messing it all up. 59 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:06,700 What? 60 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:10,520 I can't get a girl security guard to come go through my... Oh, shit. 61 00:03:13,550 --> 00:03:14,790 I don't know how that got in there. 62 00:03:15,030 --> 00:03:17,910 My friend must have snuck that in my bag, because I did not do that. 63 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:19,190 Your friend? 64 00:03:19,230 --> 00:03:20,230 You were quite alone. 65 00:03:20,810 --> 00:03:22,350 I had a friend here earlier. She left. 66 00:03:23,590 --> 00:03:24,590 Yeah, well. 67 00:03:24,810 --> 00:03:27,850 I didn't do that, so it wasn't me. This matches the description of what was 68 00:03:27,850 --> 00:03:29,350 taken to show. 69 00:03:29,730 --> 00:03:33,930 It wasn't me. It wasn't my stuff, so I don't... Literally, someone must have 70 00:03:33,930 --> 00:03:37,830 snuck that in my bag. Did you do it to try to get credit? You know what? I 71 00:03:37,830 --> 00:03:39,950 I know there's a perfectly reasonable explanation, right? 72 00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:42,870 You were shopping, and... 73 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:47,140 This bag just fell off the shelf. You don't believe me, do you? 74 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,060 Would you believe you? 75 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:54,720 Yeah, I would. Oh, you would. You'd be really bad at my job then. 76 00:03:56,500 --> 00:04:00,720 Look, can we just forget this ever happened and you can just... Look, 77 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:04,000 else, like I said, someone else must have put it in my bag. It must have 78 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,000 snuck in there because I did not do it. I just came... 79 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,200 Am I going to handcuff you? 80 00:04:15,580 --> 00:04:19,320 No, I'm not doing anything. I'm being calm. I'm staying calm. 81 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:22,500 Can I just have my backpack fucking gone? 82 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,600 I'm done searching through the contents of your bag. 83 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:27,020 Fuck. 84 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:29,960 You said volleyball. 85 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,240 I do cheerleading on the side. 86 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,040 Busy girl. 87 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:37,720 Yeah, and taking away from my schedule. 88 00:04:37,940 --> 00:04:40,260 I guess you're just not busy enough to get a job, so you can just take care of 89 00:04:40,260 --> 00:04:41,260 yourself. 90 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,380 I'm an athlete. I don't need a fucking job. 91 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:51,440 Well... Get on your little fucking walkie -talkie. 92 00:04:55,140 --> 00:04:56,880 Contents were found in her bag. 93 00:04:57,860 --> 00:05:03,060 I'm going to have to now proceed with a full search on her person. 94 00:05:04,660 --> 00:05:06,000 Let you know if I find anything else. 95 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:09,460 What do you mean you have to do a full search? 96 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:11,720 Well... 97 00:05:12,490 --> 00:05:13,490 You took one thing. 98 00:05:13,590 --> 00:05:14,810 Okay, and you counted. Congrats. 99 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:16,089 You won. 100 00:05:16,090 --> 00:05:17,490 Well, I'm going to have to see what else you've taken. 101 00:05:17,730 --> 00:05:19,190 I didn't take anything else. Oh, what? 102 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:22,970 There's nothing else on me. My fucking uniform is tight as hell. Like, what? 103 00:05:23,210 --> 00:05:25,590 You think I fucking stuck something on me or something? 104 00:05:26,330 --> 00:05:28,050 You know what? That's what we're about to find out. 105 00:05:28,530 --> 00:05:30,170 What do you mean that's what we're about to find out? 106 00:05:30,590 --> 00:05:31,870 I'm going to have you go ahead and stand. 107 00:05:32,550 --> 00:05:33,850 Is this really necessary? 108 00:05:34,310 --> 00:05:38,050 It is entirely necessary. This is my job. This is my responsibility. 109 00:05:38,470 --> 00:05:39,470 You take it really seriously. 110 00:05:39,710 --> 00:05:40,710 I take it very seriously. 111 00:05:41,310 --> 00:05:43,230 It's my job. You're really going to search me? 112 00:05:43,650 --> 00:05:44,750 I am going to search you. 113 00:05:45,410 --> 00:05:47,850 This is fucking crazy. 114 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:51,050 Seriously? 115 00:05:51,770 --> 00:05:52,770 Seriously. 116 00:05:53,310 --> 00:05:55,190 Whatever. Go ahead. You're not going to find anything. 117 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:59,870 Literally, you see anything on me. How is it possible? Stay still, ma 'am. I 118 00:05:59,870 --> 00:06:01,170 need to ask you to calm down. 119 00:06:01,910 --> 00:06:02,910 I'm calm. 120 00:06:03,010 --> 00:06:05,610 You're the one who's freaking out. I'm perfectly calm. 121 00:06:06,390 --> 00:06:08,090 Whatever. Do your thing and let me go. 122 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:10,800 Is this really necessary? 123 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:13,820 This is my job. 124 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:17,880 When you decide to have a job so you can pay for things, you'll understand. 125 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:20,560 Whatever. Do your thing and let me go. 126 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:24,820 Of course you have to get obnoxiously close to me. 127 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,700 I got a check everywhere, ma 'am. 128 00:06:29,980 --> 00:06:31,420 That's so fucking weird. 129 00:06:32,220 --> 00:06:33,660 Are you finding anything? No. 130 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Whatever. Keep going. 131 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:43,920 See? Nothing. 132 00:06:45,540 --> 00:06:46,020 Can 133 00:06:46,020 --> 00:06:53,360 we 134 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:54,360 wrap it up now? 135 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:56,020 I'm going to take my time. 136 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:01,380 Ew. 137 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:06,080 Is this dick bothering you? Yeah, you're kind of bothering me in general. 138 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:07,480 Just get it over with. 139 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,060 You know what bothers me? 140 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:10,840 It's one. 141 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:18,840 Blue -fed young girl think that they can just walk into my mom and take 142 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:23,400 whatever they please. I'm not doing that. 143 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:26,040 I didn't steal it. 144 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:27,980 You still don't believe me? 145 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,240 You don't trust me? 146 00:07:33,380 --> 00:07:36,900 I know you stole it. So no, I don't trust you. 147 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,280 Well, is that the end of our search? 148 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:40,680 Absolutely not. 149 00:07:41,910 --> 00:07:43,890 These scanners can only take me so far. 150 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:45,990 What else do you have to do? 151 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:47,310 There's nothing else. 152 00:07:49,490 --> 00:07:51,230 I'm going to have to search you. 153 00:07:51,510 --> 00:07:52,890 I'm going to have to frisk you. 154 00:07:54,470 --> 00:07:56,590 Like, a strip search type of thing? 155 00:07:58,150 --> 00:08:02,290 That's gross. We don't always take it that far. We don't always have to, 156 00:08:02,290 --> 00:08:05,710 Can't, like, a lady security guard do this or something? 157 00:08:07,150 --> 00:08:09,930 Like, are you just trying to freak on me? I'm a security guard on duty right 158 00:08:09,930 --> 00:08:11,590 now. And it's going to be me. 159 00:08:12,650 --> 00:08:17,810 Whatever. Just get it done with. I'm going to prove to you that I was right 160 00:08:17,810 --> 00:08:18,609 you were wrong. 161 00:08:18,610 --> 00:08:19,610 We'll see. 162 00:08:20,570 --> 00:08:21,570 And to your side. 163 00:08:23,510 --> 00:08:24,850 I will handcuff you. 164 00:08:25,390 --> 00:08:26,730 Fine. Here. Are you happy? 165 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:44,560 get everywhere, don't you? 166 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,660 I'm using the back of my hand. Don't make me use it in a different way. 167 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,280 Whatever. 168 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,740 Should I use the palm? 169 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:54,760 No, the back's fine. 170 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,540 Do you always handle everyone this roughly? 171 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:02,960 Ugh. 172 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:07,640 Well, if you were a little more compliant... I'm being perfectly fine. 173 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:08,640 I know loves me. 174 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:14,520 My volleyball coach is going to kill me, and I hope you're happy about that. 175 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,260 God, what the fuck? 176 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:27,340 Do you really have to spread my ass open? 177 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:29,040 I didn't put anything up there. 178 00:09:29,340 --> 00:09:30,340 Not that. 179 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,360 Not that weird. 180 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,200 Do you think I'm going to take your word for it? 181 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:35,540 Probably not. 182 00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:37,480 Even though, you know, whatever. 183 00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:38,700 I was right before. 184 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:41,600 I'm going to have to ask you to bend over the desk now. 185 00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:43,460 Seriously? 186 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:45,780 I have to bend over for you? 187 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:49,800 Not only do I need you to bend over the desk, I'm going to need you to remove 188 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:50,800 these articles of clothing. 189 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:52,900 I'm not removing my clothing. 190 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:54,240 That's just unnecessary. 191 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:57,860 There's no other way I can be absolutely confident that you have not taken 192 00:09:57,860 --> 00:09:58,860 anything else from this mall. 193 00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:02,980 If that's all you've taken, I'll simply have you pay for that. 194 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:04,479 Nothing's on me. See? 195 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,620 You can see. I'm good. 196 00:10:05,860 --> 00:10:06,860 No, I can't. 197 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,260 I really have to get naked for this? Yes, you do. 198 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:11,660 Maybe next time you won't feel. 199 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:16,600 Consider this a life learning lesson. 200 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,120 Whatever. 201 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,280 This is so weird. 202 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:27,480 Am I good? Do I have to take my bottoms off too? 203 00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:28,780 You absolutely do. 204 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,360 Take those shoes off too while you're at it. 205 00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:32,860 Oh my gosh. 206 00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:34,260 Do I have to get naked? 207 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:36,440 No. Give me the shoes. 208 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,220 No. 209 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:42,680 Seriously? You're making me do that too? Bend over and give me those shoes. 210 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:47,320 Here, take them. Whatever. Check them too. 211 00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:53,060 You're good. 212 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:54,820 You're not going to find anything else in my clothing. 213 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,520 I'm not taking my bottoms off. Bottom. That's just a stretch. 214 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:00,880 What are you going to do? 215 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:06,760 Suspect is not. cooperating. I may need some additional assistance. 216 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:08,780 Look, whatever. 217 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:12,840 I don't need... No. I don't want any of your other weird security guards coming 218 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,360 in and making me strip -church too. 219 00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:17,060 There. 220 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,500 Bend over. 221 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:22,260 Bend over. Look, you can search me right here. 222 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,300 And I will. You know what? 223 00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:26,180 It's a good idea. 224 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:27,960 Move your arms. 225 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,000 I will just handcuff them behind you. It's fine. 226 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,640 No, I don't need to be handcuffed. Move your arm. 227 00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:40,820 Whatever. 228 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,720 Okay. See? Nothing's under there. 229 00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:47,580 Not seeing anything. 230 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,040 No. 231 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:50,460 Alright. 232 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,100 Is this a normal security search? 233 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,300 This can't be. This can't be the normal. 234 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:56,700 Oh my god. 235 00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:58,300 There's nothing in there. 236 00:11:58,820 --> 00:11:59,779 Not yet. 237 00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:01,740 Turn around. Bend over. No. 238 00:12:02,339 --> 00:12:03,339 Bend. Oh. 239 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,560 What are you doing? 240 00:12:09,260 --> 00:12:11,980 Don't get another security guard. 241 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:17,140 For all you know, he might not be as nice as me. 242 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,000 I don't know how it could get any worse. 243 00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:22,640 What, are you finding anything in there? 244 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,940 Nothing's in there. You're not going to find anything special? 245 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,000 You already found my fucking knee pads. 246 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:36,900 I'm being compliant. 247 00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:38,520 I have one more thing. 248 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,380 Not cooperate with me today. 249 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:41,960 What are you going to do? 250 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:43,620 I'm going to take it out on you, young lady. 251 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:45,460 Why? I didn't do anything wrong. 252 00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:49,440 You're still going with that story? 253 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:52,620 Yeah. Because I know I didn't do anything wrong. 254 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,720 I can't believe I'm in here. 255 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:56,400 Oh my gosh. 256 00:12:58,380 --> 00:12:59,560 I need to ask you. 257 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,820 Put that leg up on the table, please. Why? You're already getting in there 258 00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:03,819 enough. 259 00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:04,840 I need a better view. 260 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:08,240 Hey, the sooner you comply, the sooner I can get you out of here. 261 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:09,500 Wouldn't that be nice? 262 00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:11,700 You're really going to make me put my leg up. 263 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:12,960 Put your leg up. 264 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:16,040 Oh, my God. 265 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,720 Look, nothing's in there. 266 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:22,000 Look, nothing's in there. 267 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,140 You're not going to find anything special. 268 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:34,030 What? I'm going to have to ask you to not touch me like that again. 269 00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:35,410 Why? You're touching me. 270 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:38,490 Yes, but I didn't feel anything and this is my job. 271 00:13:39,330 --> 00:13:41,510 This is your job? This is my job. 272 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:44,910 I sure love doing it. 273 00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:49,030 Find anything special? 274 00:13:50,970 --> 00:13:52,630 Nothing particularly special. 275 00:13:54,270 --> 00:13:58,070 I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't do it 100%. 276 00:13:58,590 --> 00:14:01,690 What does that mean? When we're always dead, you can either do something half 277 00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:02,950 -assed or you can do a whole lot. 278 00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:05,490 Yeah, I can tell you love your job. 279 00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:08,450 A whole lot? You're so pathetic. 280 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,950 So, I'm going to have to go ahead and do account research. 281 00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:13,990 What? 282 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,650 I've never been strip -searched like this before. 283 00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:19,390 So, have you told them before? 284 00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:21,230 No. 285 00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:22,650 I didn't say that. 286 00:14:34,890 --> 00:14:36,470 God, are you finding anything? 287 00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:38,510 Like, you keep going in and out. 288 00:14:39,550 --> 00:14:40,650 Can you be done now? 289 00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:43,330 I'm not done just yet. 290 00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:46,550 This is so weird. 291 00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:48,310 You sure you haven't stuffed anything inside here? 292 00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:51,990 No, that's so gross. I would never do that. You would never stuff anything 293 00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:54,090 inside here? I'm not fucking weird, like you. 294 00:14:57,710 --> 00:15:00,270 Seeing anything special, or do you just want to get in my hole? 295 00:15:01,950 --> 00:15:03,650 I'll get in all your holes if I have to. 296 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,160 Oh, my gosh. 297 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,580 Are you good back there? 298 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:19,440 I'm good. 299 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:24,720 Oh, my God. 300 00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:33,480 Why are your fingers still in there? You haven't found anything yet, or are you 301 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,780 just trying to search harder? Like, what's going on? Oh, I'm going to search 302 00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:37,780 real hard. 303 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:55,120 I'm starting to feel like you're enjoying this, ma 'am. I'm not. This is 304 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:58,340 fucking weird. Just get it over with. I'm ready to be done. 305 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,600 I'm sure you're enjoying it, though. 306 00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:03,840 I do enjoy my job. 307 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,380 It has its benefits. 308 00:16:21,070 --> 00:16:22,070 Get in there enough? 309 00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:25,870 What do you think? I set something that far up me? Like, that's not even 310 00:16:25,870 --> 00:16:28,690 possible. I might need to go in deeper. 311 00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:30,130 What? 312 00:16:31,730 --> 00:16:33,150 Haven't you done enough searching? 313 00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:34,630 I'm not quite sure. 314 00:16:41,390 --> 00:16:44,950 Haven't you done enough searching back there? I clearly don't have anything. 315 00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:49,470 You know, I think you're right. 316 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,010 I know. 317 00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:55,290 But that doesn't excuse the item you already paid for. Sit down. 318 00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:59,330 I'm not done with my search. I thought after that I'd be all finished. 319 00:17:00,370 --> 00:17:01,690 What else do I have to do? 320 00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:08,369 Look, I'm sorry about that. I will admit, I took the one thing. It was very 321 00:17:08,369 --> 00:17:11,930 cheap. Look, my coach is insane about safety. 322 00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:17,970 And I just, I was a little, you know, I didn't have the money. So I just, you 323 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:21,980 know, I wanted... to just take it but it's literally like i'll just pay you 324 00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:26,839 right now like i can call my mom and get her to spend some money like just let 325 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:33,700 me go i'm sorry okay is that what you want to hear you're right you caught 326 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:40,360 me are we done now how do i know you'll pay for these items 327 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:46,960 and uh be on your way how do i not know that you might not come back and go to 328 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,810 another store and Take some more items. 329 00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:53,190 Well, I've learned my lesson. I'm not going to have this happen again, so I'm 330 00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:54,190 just not going to steal anymore. 331 00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:56,490 How can I know you're not going to be a repeat offender? 332 00:17:57,970 --> 00:18:01,750 Because, look, you put me in my place. I get it. Do I need to have a picture up 333 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:02,569 on the wall? 334 00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:05,450 Did you not serve? Please don't do that. That's so embarrassing. 335 00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:08,010 Are you really trying to embarrass me? You've already done enough. 336 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:14,310 The way I see it, we can do this one of two ways. 337 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,910 So I'm going to give you a choice here. Please don't call the cops. 338 00:18:17,870 --> 00:18:21,630 I'm the kind of guy who likes to give a girl a chance to redeem herself. 339 00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:23,510 Okay. What do I have to do? 340 00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:25,570 I'm not so bad after all, am I? 341 00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:28,070 Do I have to get on my knees and beg for forgiveness? 342 00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:31,110 It's funny you should say that. 343 00:18:31,950 --> 00:18:35,030 So we could do this the easy way or the hard way. 344 00:18:35,470 --> 00:18:39,830 It just so happens that the easy way is also a hard way. 345 00:18:40,630 --> 00:18:42,030 Okay, what does that mean? 346 00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:47,650 Well, the way we can do this. 347 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:52,040 is either I call the police, and then they have to kill me. 348 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,820 What's the other way? I'll do it. Whatever. 349 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,800 Yeah? I'm so happy to hear you say that. It's music to my ears. 350 00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:00,060 Why? 351 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:05,920 Because the other way involves 352 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,680 sort of a quid pro quo. 353 00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:10,960 What does that mean? 354 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:16,560 So it's sort of like you scratch my back, I scratch yours. 355 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:17,900 What does that mean? 356 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,460 So, I won't call the police. 357 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,580 Okay. You, the man. 358 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,320 What? That's so weird. 359 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:25,700 I don't want to cut your dick. 360 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,820 You know, it's the same. 361 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,040 Wait. You're not going to look too pretty in orange. 362 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,380 Okay, wait, wait. 363 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:40,620 If you don't call the cops, I mean, I've never had a security act. The way your 364 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:42,560 pussy was reacting to my finger. 365 00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:51,730 can't go to jail. 366 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,250 No, you don't want that. 367 00:19:53,690 --> 00:19:58,790 And as weird of a security guard as, you know, you are, whatever it takes, so 368 00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:01,230 what do I have to do? 369 00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:09,690 Well, I noticed that out of the 370 00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:11,150 items you had, why? 371 00:20:11,930 --> 00:20:13,890 You had gotten some knee pads. 372 00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:17,690 Yeah, I'm on my knees a lot, because, like, you know, volleyball, you fall, 373 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,210 whatever. Gotta protect yourself. 374 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,540 What is this going to come in handy for? 375 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:26,460 We're not going to need these knee pads because they don't belong to you. 376 00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:32,560 But now... You are going to get them. 377 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:36,060 Without the knee pads? Come on, I'm going to get all bruised up and it's 378 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,340 to look weird for my volleyball game. 379 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,720 Seriously? 380 00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:44,060 That's yours. 381 00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:50,270 What am I... to do now. 382 00:20:50,690 --> 00:20:51,770 You know what you're doing. 383 00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,630 Do we really have to do this? 384 00:20:54,370 --> 00:20:55,249 I don't know. 385 00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,250 What are you doing? 386 00:20:56,370 --> 00:21:00,030 Listen, we're not going to do any of this if you're not 100%. I'll call the 387 00:21:00,030 --> 00:21:02,270 cops. No, it's okay. We don't have to call the cops. 388 00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:10,050 I can, you know, since I did steal something, I guess I, you know, gotta 389 00:21:10,050 --> 00:21:12,430 up and pay for my dues, but whatever. 390 00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:16,290 What better way to make it up to the kind little security guard here? 391 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,980 to do this with all of the people who steal stuff? 392 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:26,380 There's a lot of guys that steal stuff. I know. 393 00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:29,800 Do you want me to put it in my mouth? 394 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,660 No, I want you to shake hands with it. 395 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000 Yes. 396 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,660 You think you're really funny, don't you? 397 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:45,920 Am I doing it right? 398 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:47,920 I think you know. 399 00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:04,020 It's so weird. 400 00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:07,420 You never 401 00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:12,320 played the game of paint that tongue? 402 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:13,800 No. 403 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:18,540 Maybe if you do a really good job at the end. 404 00:22:19,210 --> 00:22:20,210 I hate that face. 405 00:22:25,570 --> 00:22:31,630 Open that mouth wide. 406 00:22:31,910 --> 00:22:33,770 Stay right there. Open that mouth wide. 407 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,270 Uh -huh. 408 00:22:58,730 --> 00:22:59,930 I think you like getting in trouble. 409 00:23:02,290 --> 00:23:03,450 How did you know? 410 00:23:15,610 --> 00:23:16,910 What's that camera for? 411 00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:19,250 Consider it insurance. 412 00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:22,550 You really have to get more security cameras? 413 00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:25,230 Just making sure you never steal them here again. 414 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,780 I'm so happy I'm not going to jail. 415 00:24:07,060 --> 00:24:08,060 Oh, yeah. 416 00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:10,360 Must be nice. 417 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:14,500 See how generous I am here. 418 00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:18,140 If you had to go into jail, you could get a knife cocked on your throat. 419 00:24:24,220 --> 00:24:28,760 Oh, fuck. 420 00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:47,940 Yeah, you are. Keep going. 421 00:24:49,580 --> 00:24:54,940 Just remember, as long as I get off, you get off. 422 00:24:57,260 --> 00:24:58,360 This is what it takes. 423 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,060 I guess I'm in it already. 424 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,100 It's going to take a little more than this. 425 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,140 In fact, I'm going to need to get in it. 426 00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:10,400 I thought we already did a cavity search. 427 00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:12,580 It's not going to be my fingers this time. 428 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,040 Really? 429 00:26:16,590 --> 00:26:21,150 Kill me for being late, but I guess that's kind of worth it. Kill you more 430 00:26:21,150 --> 00:26:22,150 having a mug shot. 431 00:26:31,010 --> 00:26:31,510 Have 432 00:26:31,510 --> 00:26:39,390 I 433 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:40,430 paid my dues yet? 434 00:26:41,190 --> 00:26:42,190 Afraid not. 435 00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:44,030 Seriously, what else do I have to do? 436 00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:45,410 For starters... 437 00:26:46,350 --> 00:26:47,590 Leon, you're back on the table. 438 00:26:48,450 --> 00:26:49,450 Hi. 439 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,010 I was just on my knees. 440 00:26:52,910 --> 00:26:54,450 All these weird positions. 441 00:27:00,430 --> 00:27:01,870 Is this good enough for you? 442 00:27:02,390 --> 00:27:03,390 It's pretty good. 443 00:27:06,590 --> 00:27:09,270 Oh my gosh. 444 00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:17,650 You're searching with your tongue, too. 445 00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:22,150 Jesus. I think you and I both know this isn't a search anymore. 446 00:27:24,530 --> 00:27:26,770 This is turning into something crazy. 447 00:27:27,130 --> 00:27:28,130 Mm -hmm. 448 00:27:29,310 --> 00:27:32,410 Oh, my God. 449 00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:41,030 You're surprisingly good at that, even though I don't want to admit it. 450 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:06,020 for all the cameras to be going. I know you're a security office, but... That's 451 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,020 where I live. 452 00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:09,680 With all these cameras. All the time. 453 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,680 Get used to it. 454 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,860 Oh my gosh. 455 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:22,320 Oh my god. 456 00:28:43,819 --> 00:28:50,380 I guess you're not just only good at your job, you're good at a few things! 457 00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:15,220 my pussy talking too? 458 00:29:15,540 --> 00:29:16,620 What is this? 459 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000 I knew I'd get a confession out of you somehow. 460 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:24,540 I mean, I guess you're making me feel a little bit better, but... Oh 461 00:29:24,540 --> 00:29:28,220 my 462 00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:36,220 god. 463 00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:41,760 This is so crazy. 464 00:29:46,350 --> 00:29:47,350 Oh, my God. 465 00:29:51,210 --> 00:29:56,330 Holy shit. 466 00:29:57,370 --> 00:29:58,370 Yes. 467 00:29:59,670 --> 00:30:01,030 This is crazy. 468 00:30:07,470 --> 00:30:10,130 Now I can really search up in there. 469 00:30:10,650 --> 00:30:14,590 I know. I think I gave my whole hand up there. Find anything yet? 470 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,980 The only thing I'm going to find in here is the G spot. 471 00:30:21,460 --> 00:30:24,880 Oh, you're really good at finding. 472 00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:54,360 are. I'm kind of glad I stole something. 473 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,940 Maybe your dad just didn't thank you enough. 474 00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,740 You seem to be doing it now. 475 00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:01,060 Oh, man. 476 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:02,500 Oh, 477 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,800 my God. 478 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,320 Oh, fuck. 479 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:13,820 And now you're making a mess of my desk. Oh, my God. It's your fault. 480 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:15,980 Oh, getting me all wet. 481 00:31:34,590 --> 00:31:37,350 splashes and what isn't. Oh, holy fuck. 482 00:31:37,730 --> 00:31:39,650 You're gonna taste the mess you made. 483 00:31:41,810 --> 00:31:42,810 That's what you got. 484 00:31:45,770 --> 00:31:49,890 Oh, fuck. 485 00:31:52,450 --> 00:31:55,630 I think it's about time I got a little deeper with my search. 486 00:31:56,070 --> 00:31:59,450 I mean, you already sucked your whole hand in. What else could you be doing? 487 00:32:00,830 --> 00:32:02,190 You're really gonna put... 488 00:32:06,060 --> 00:32:07,260 It's for security purposes. 489 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:08,500 Whatever. 490 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,680 As I said, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 491 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,440 Where do you want me now? 492 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,940 You remember this position. 493 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:22,140 Bent over again? 494 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:25,640 Oh my god. 495 00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:33,820 Consider this. 496 00:32:34,890 --> 00:32:36,530 receiving the long stick of the law. 497 00:32:38,310 --> 00:32:40,450 Only I'm not going to call a law today. 498 00:32:40,930 --> 00:32:42,150 Oh my god. 499 00:32:43,210 --> 00:32:44,830 This is the hard way. 500 00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:51,590 Oh fuck. 501 00:32:56,150 --> 00:33:01,850 You do like being bad. You're creaming all over my face. No I don't. Oh yeah 502 00:33:01,850 --> 00:33:02,850 do. 503 00:33:03,850 --> 00:33:04,850 a little bit. 504 00:33:06,190 --> 00:33:10,310 You're pretty naughty compared to yourself, but you do this to all the 505 00:33:10,310 --> 00:33:11,590 girls that come in to steal. 506 00:33:12,930 --> 00:33:13,930 Pretty girls? 507 00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:16,210 Some of them. 508 00:33:17,030 --> 00:33:21,850 We don't actually get that many pretty girls in here, but... I'm sure you're 509 00:33:21,850 --> 00:33:25,210 enjoying yourself right now. I'm sure you're glad I got to steal something. 510 00:33:25,510 --> 00:33:26,510 I don't have a flat. 511 00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:43,710 This is what all the bad girls get. 512 00:33:46,030 --> 00:33:47,490 Only the special ones. 513 00:33:52,790 --> 00:33:54,210 They're really hard. 514 00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:01,350 Getting comfortable or something? 515 00:34:02,070 --> 00:34:03,190 Neither am I. 516 00:34:20,199 --> 00:34:23,400 I know I shouldn't like this, but I love being naughty. 517 00:34:23,699 --> 00:34:24,780 I bet you do. 518 00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,860 Oh, fuck. 519 00:35:00,230 --> 00:35:01,230 Yes. 520 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,660 I'm not mad that I was bad today. 521 00:35:47,740 --> 00:35:52,520 This pussy wants to be punished, doesn't it? 522 00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:55,100 I don't know. Fucking cunt. 523 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,780 Better than jail. Oh, my gosh. 524 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,600 Oh, man. 525 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,440 That's searching deep. 526 00:37:56,809 --> 00:37:59,570 Take serious matters into my hands. 527 00:37:59,810 --> 00:38:00,810 Oh, yes. 528 00:38:01,550 --> 00:38:03,150 Oh, yes. Yes. 529 00:38:03,870 --> 00:38:04,870 Oh. 530 00:38:05,290 --> 00:38:06,290 Oh, 531 00:38:07,470 --> 00:38:10,230 fuck. Oh, yes, yes. 532 00:38:10,570 --> 00:38:11,570 Mm. 533 00:38:11,630 --> 00:38:13,390 Mm. Mm. 534 00:39:17,070 --> 00:39:20,470 You're not free to go, but you are free to come. 535 00:39:21,450 --> 00:39:25,250 I mean, I have to admit I've already done that a couple times. 536 00:39:43,050 --> 00:39:44,950 Dad officer? 537 00:39:45,390 --> 00:39:46,390 Yeah, you're gonna... 538 00:39:46,620 --> 00:39:50,600 really earn your do not go to jail card. 539 00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:55,720 I mean, if this is what it takes to get out, I don't mind too much. 540 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,040 I told you I didn't do anything wrong. 541 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,980 I'm doing everything right. 542 00:40:28,060 --> 00:40:29,060 Now you are. 543 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,580 But you didn't feel that. 544 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:36,220 I guess I get what I deserve. 545 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,380 My boyfriend doesn't fuck me this good. 546 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,180 You need to find a new boyfriend. 547 00:41:07,740 --> 00:41:09,780 I guess I'll just have to steal something again. 548 00:41:10,140 --> 00:41:11,140 I guess so. 549 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,040 I'm sure you're going to watch these tapes back again. 550 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,580 Oh, I most certainly am. 551 00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:48,120 Oh my god, I can't believe I'm doing this with a security guard. 552 00:50:11,740 --> 00:50:18,740 officer. You taste pretty good, too. 553 00:50:20,260 --> 00:50:25,360 Also, imagine freedom tastes pretty good. 554 00:50:25,660 --> 00:50:26,820 Do I get out now? 555 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:28,200 Am I allowed out? 556 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,660 As long as I get off, you get off. 557 00:50:32,060 --> 00:50:33,820 Really? That's all I had to do? 558 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:37,540 Just don't let me catch you stealing anything here again. 559 00:50:37,820 --> 00:50:39,280 I think you want to catch me. 560 00:50:43,339 --> 00:50:45,160 Okay. Get your clothes. Get your stuff. 561 00:50:45,380 --> 00:50:46,379 And you know what? 562 00:50:46,380 --> 00:50:47,580 Get your fucking knee pads. 563 00:50:48,660 --> 00:50:52,400 You're actually giving them to me? All this time I could have just had them? 564 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,860 Are you going to take me out of the cuffs?